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  • Ugly Apple Cafe Madison Court House

Menu

215 South Hamilton Street, Madison, WI
Lunch (Only Available After 11!)
Mock Trial *Only Available Saturday 3/7/26*

Lunch (Only Available After 11!)

Sandwiches

  • The Justice Burger

    Double smash patty, American cheese, pickled red onion, shredded lettuce, bacon tomato jam, garlic aioli, on a house-made brioche bun
    $14.75
  • The Judge and Jury Burger

    Double smash patty, cheddar, lettuce, tomato, red onion, pickles, on a house-made brioche bun.
    $13.50
  • Trial Turkey Sandwich

    Deli turkey, cucumber, tomato and arugula with scallion cream cheese on a toasted sub roll
    $12.25
  • The Bench Balsamic Mushroom

    Balsamic marinated mushrooms, roasted garlic basil hummus, tomato, & spinach, on Toasted Whole Wheat Sourdough.
    $11.75
  • The Commish

    Roast Beef, Cheddar Cheese, Horseradish sauce, Roasted Poblano and Bell Peppers on Stalzy's French Roll. Comes with a side of mixed greens
    $13.50
  • Search & Caesar Wrap

    Grilled Chicken, Crispy Bacon, Romaine Lettuce & Caesar Dressing in a Flour Tortilla Wrap, served with a side of mixed greens
    $12.75
  • Vegan Hex-a-dilla

    Black bean masa patty, pico de gallo, spicy hummus, wrapped & grilled in flour tortilla, comes with side salad!
    $13.75
  • Grilled Cheese

    $7.00

Salads

  • Walkin The Beet Salad

    Roasted Beets, Bay poached apples, pickled red onions, goat cheese, mixed greens, pepitas and maple mustard viniagrette
    $8.50
  • Southwest Salad w/ Chicken

    Grilled Chicken, Avocado, Smokey Corn and Black Bean relish, cherry tomatoes on crunchy romaine lettuce tossed with our house ranch dressing.
    $9.50
  • Green Card

    Spinach and Arugula with Pickled Onions, Cucumbers, Cherry Tomatoes, Sunflower Seeds, Beauty Heart Radish & Vegan Green Goddess Dressing.
    OUT OF STOCK
    $8.75
  • Cucumber Tomato Salad

    OUT OF STOCK
    $8.50
  • Tortellini Pasta Salad

    Cheese tortellini, w cucumbers, artichoke hearts, bell pepper, kalamata olives, cherry tomatoes & fresh mozzarella on bed of spinach with a basil vinaigrette!
    OUT OF STOCK
    $12.25
  • Kale Crunch Salad

    Chopped Kale, Roasted Butternut Squash, cherry tomato, pepitas, and tahini dressing
    OUT OF STOCK
    $8.25
  • Kitchen Sink Salad

    Turkey, cheddar, dried cranberries, pepitas, caramelized onion, avocado, romaine and mixed greens, choice of dressing
    $9.00
  • Caesar

    Romaine Lettuce, parmesan cheese, croutons and classic Caesar dressing
    $5.00
  • Winter Harvest Salad

    Roasted Brussels Sprouts, Winter Squash, Quinoa, Pickled Apple, Dried Cranberries, Mixed Greens, and Balsamic Vinaigrette
    OUT OF STOCK
    $9.00
  • Let's Taco 'Bout It!

    Crunchy house-made tortilla shell filled with romaine, ground beef, shredded cheddar, & cilantro lime dressing!
    OUT OF STOCK
    $15.00
  • Watermelon Salad

    Watermelon, cucumber, mixed greens, & feta tossed with basil vinaigrette, garnished with mint!
    OUT OF STOCK
    $11.75
  • Med Salad

    Romaine and Mixed Greens topped with Katamala Olives, Cherry Tomato, Artichoke hearts, beauty heart radish, feta and toasted foccatia croutons with Greek style dressing.
    OUT OF STOCK
    $8.50
  • Summer Harvest

    OUT OF STOCK
    $12.25
  • Caprese

    OUT OF STOCK
    $10.00
  • Panzanlla

    OUT OF STOCK
    $10.25
  • Italian chef salad

    OUT OF STOCK
    $11.25

Soup

All soups are made from scratch with house-made bread
  • Vegetarian Soup

    2/20: sweet potato peanut stew
    $5.00
  • Meat Soup

    2/20: ham & white bean
    $5.00
  • Loaded Beef Chili

    OUT OF STOCK
    $6.00
  • Coconut Carrot Soup

    Carrots, tomato, onion, garlic and coconut milk with a little curry and spice
    OUT OF STOCK
    $5.00
  • Loaded Baked Potato Soup

    OUT OF STOCK
    $5.00
  • Tomato Soup

    Made from scratch, vegan tomato basil soup!
    OUT OF STOCK
    $5.00
  • Split Pea and Ham Soup

    OUT OF STOCK
    $5.00
  • Turkey and Wild Rice

    OUT OF STOCK
    $5.00
  • Tomato & Rice

    OUT OF STOCK
    $5.00

Sides

  • Fried Pickles

    Battered and fried pickle chips served with our house-made ranch dip!
    OUT OF STOCK
    $4.00
  • Fries

    Hot and crispy
    $4.00
  • Mixed Greens

    Served with our house maple-mustard vinaigrette
    $2.50
  • Ranch Potato Bombs

    Crispy Fried potatoes tossed in our ranch seasoning served with a side of ranch
    OUT OF STOCK
    $4.00

Extras

  • Ranch

  • Butter

  • Jam

  • Garlic Aioli

  • Chipotle Mayo

  • House Dressing

  • Green Goddess

Lunch Archive

  • Add Naan

    OUT OF STOCK
    $3.00
  • Adobo Chicken

    Roasted BBQ chicken with banana peppers and sriracha mayo on our house-made bun
    OUT OF STOCK
    $13.00
  • Andouille platter

    OUT OF STOCK
    $13.75
  • Apple Chicken

    Chicken sausage, American cheese, apple mustard, fried Kale on an English Muffin
    OUT OF STOCK
    $8.50
  • Avocado Club

    Hot turkey, ham, & provolone with avocado, romaine, & dijonnaise on a toasted French roll.
    OUT OF STOCK
    $13.75
  • Avocado Sandwich

    OUT OF STOCK
    $420.69
  • Bacon Cheese Burger

    Cates Family Farm beef topped with American cheese and crispy bacon on our house-made bun. Served with mixed greens.
    OUT OF STOCK
    $13.75
  • Bagel & Lox Sandwich

    Toasted Bagel, house made lox, pickled onion, green onion cream cheese, tomato and cucumber.
    OUT OF STOCK
    $10.00
  • Baked Meatball Cavatappi

    Cavatappi Pasta baked with house-made marinara sauce and pork/beef meatballs. Topped with Mozzarella cheese, served with a side of greens.
    OUT OF STOCK
    $13.75
  • Baked Ziti

    Baked ziti with spinach, onion mixed cheese, and parmesan chicken, served with garlic bread.
    OUT OF STOCK
    $14.50
  • Basil BLT

    Available at 11AM: Crispy Bacon with Romain lettuce, tomato, & pesto aioli on Texas Toast. Served with a side salad.
    OUT OF STOCK
    $13.00
  • BBQ Brisket Ends

    OUT OF STOCK
    $12.50
  • Loaded Baked Mac N Cheese!

    Classic home style Mac topped with bacon, green onions, sour cream and toasted breadcrumbs!
    OUT OF STOCK
    $13.50
  • BBQ Chicken Sandwich

    Slow roasted BBQ chicken, roasted pineapple, house made slaw, pickles, chipotle aioli on a brioche bun.
    OUT OF STOCK
    $14.50
  • BBQ Mac Burger

    OUT OF STOCK
    $13.50
  • BBQ Pork Breakfast Sammy

    Scrambled egg, BBQ pulled pork, BBQ aioli, cheddar, wilted greens & pea shoots on English muffin!
    OUT OF STOCK
    $8.75
  • BBQ Pork Ribs

    Louisiana BBQ Style Ribs, with Cajun potato wedges, creamy coleslaw, & house-made cornbread!
    OUT OF STOCK
    $14.00
  • BBQ Pulled Pork Sandwich

    BBQ Pulled Pork on a Brioche bun topped with banana peppers, & BBQ sauce, served with a side of house greens!
    OUT OF STOCK
    $12.00
  • BBQ Sweet Potato Panini

    BBQ Roasted Sweet Potato, chipotle white bean spread, pickled red onions, spinach on house-made garlic focaccia bread
    OUT OF STOCK
    $11.25
  • Beef & Swiss

    with Horseradish mayo, Red Onion & mixed greens on Madison Sourdough White
    OUT OF STOCK
    $12.75
  • Beef Blue Wrap

    OUT OF STOCK
    $8.50
  • Beef Stroganoff

    OUT OF STOCK
    $13.75
  • Blue Gill Po-Boy Sandwich

    Cornmeal crusted blue gill, with lettuce, tomato & spiced remoulade on Stalzy's French bread.
    OUT OF STOCK
    $14.00
  • Breakfast burger

    OUT OF STOCK
    $14.50
  • Spicy Andouille Sausage Sandwich

    Spicy andouille sausage with an overhard egg, cheddar cheese and chipotle aioli on a brioche bun
    OUT OF STOCK
    $9.50
  • Buffalo Chicken Sandwich

    Crispy chicken coated in buffalo sauce, bacon, bleu cheese, and lettuce on a brioche bun.
    OUT OF STOCK
    $14.50
  • Buffalo Mac & Cheese with Bacon and Chicken!

    Grilled Chicken Breast, and crispy bacon served with our baked Mac & Cheese topped with house-made Buffalo Sauce and green onions!
    OUT OF STOCK
    $14.50
  • Caesar

    OUT OF STOCK
  • Caesar

    Romaine Lettuce, parmesan cheese, croutons and classic Caesar dressing
    $5.00
  • The BLT!

    Crispy bacon, romaine lettuce, & sliced tri-color tomatoes with garlic aioli on toasted sourdough!
    OUT OF STOCK
    $13.50
  • California Dreamin' Cod

    Chipotle orange roasted cod, garlic rice & pineapple salsa, topped w/ cilantro.
    OUT OF STOCK
    $15.00
  • California Turkey Sandwich

    Fresh-sliced turkey, avocado, tomato, banana pepper, Napa cabbage slaw, and garlic aioli on Stalzys bread!
    OUT OF STOCK
    $14.50
  • Caprese Chicken Sandwich

    Basil chicken salad, fresh mozzarella, heirloom tomatoes, arugula, aioli, & balsamic reduction on a croissant.
    OUT OF STOCK
    $12.25
  • Carne Asada Tacos!

    Corn tortilla tacos loaded with grilled steak, fresh onions, queso fresco, cilantro, ranchero salsa, & lime, served with red rice!
    OUT OF STOCK
    $14.50
  • Carnitas Plate

    Carnitas-style pulled pork with Mexican Rice, salsa, and corn tortillas
    OUT OF STOCK
    $14.50
  • Chaperone Burger

    Cates Family Farm beef, cheddar cheese, bacon, BBQ pulled pork and BBQ sauce on our house-made bun, served with a side of mixed greens.
    OUT OF STOCK
    $16.50
  • Cheese Tortellini Alfredo

    Homemade Garlic cream Sauce on top of cheese tortellini with fresh tomato, parsley, and parmesan. Served with garlic bread! Add grilled chicken optional
    OUT OF STOCK
    $12.50
  • Chicken & Biscuit

    Creamy chicken with peas, carrots, garlic, onion & rosemary on a buttermilk biscuit, served with house salad!
    OUT OF STOCK
    $14.75
  • Steak taco

    Marinated Skirt Steak, lime, cilantro,refried beans, salsa ranchero, sour cream, and queso fresco served with flour tortilla and rice!
    OUT OF STOCK
    $15.00
  • Chicken & Summer Veggie Kabobs

    Two chicken & veggie (zucchini, squash, eggplant, onion, & cherry tomato) kabobs served with couscous! (CONTAINS GLUTEN)
    OUT OF STOCK
    $13.75
  • Chicken A La King

    Chicken breast and fresh veggies slow cooked in a creamy sauce and served in a flaky pie crust. Comes with a side of mixed greens.
    OUT OF STOCK
    $12.75
  • Chicken Cordon Bleu Sandwich

    roasted chicken, ham, 4 cheese sauce, scallions, on toasted garlic brioche bun
    OUT OF STOCK
    $14.50
  • Zesty Chicken Bacon Ranch sandwich

    Crispy fried chicken with buffalo sauce, bacon, lettuce, tomato, drizzled with ranch, on a bun served with side salad or upgrade to fries!
    OUT OF STOCK
    $14.00
  • Chicken Barbacoa

    Baked chicken with nopales cactus, onions, potatoes, guajillo salsa, served with rice!
    OUT OF STOCK
    $15.00
  • Chicken biscuit

    OUT OF STOCK
    $7.50
  • Chicken Chilaquiles

    Two tacos loaded with bacon, sausage, eggs, zucchini, kale, pico de gallo, & sriracha mayo on flour tortillas, served with side salad!
    OUT OF STOCK
    $9.00
  • Chicken Fajitas

    Roasted Chicken, Sauteed Bell Peppers & Onions with Corn Tortillas, served with Mexican rice, guacamole and sour cream
    OUT OF STOCK
    $15.00
  • Fried Chicken potato Bowl

    Fried chicken pieces on mashed potatoes, , gravy, corn, Cheddar cheese, and bacon, green onion garnish
    OUT OF STOCK
    $14.00
  • Cod Po Boy

    Roasted chicken, sweet mole sauce, white rice with chicken stock, roasted sesame seeds, garnished with sour cream & served with tortillas
    OUT OF STOCK
    $14.50
  • Chicken mushroom pasta

    OUT OF STOCK
    $13.75
  • Chicken Parme-Sagna

    Lightly breaded and baked chicken breast with heirloom cheery tomato garlic sauce, topped with provolone and parmesan cheese on a bed of linguini.
    OUT OF STOCK
    $14.00
  • Chicken Pasta Alfredo

    Grilled Chicken on creamy alfredo cavatappi pasta with green peas.
    OUT OF STOCK
    $14.00
  • Chicken & Biscuits

    Roasted chicken with vegetables in a creamy sauce served on toasted house-made buttermilk biscuits.
    OUT OF STOCK
    $14.50
  • Chicken scramble

    OUT OF STOCK
    $8.00
  • chicken tenders

    OUT OF STOCK
    $14.00
  • Chicken Teriyaki sandwich

    Marinated chicken with sweet and savory house-made teriyaki sauce, pickled jalapeño, grilled mango, bok choy, and leeks on brioche.
    OUT OF STOCK
    $14.50
  • Chicken Tinga Tacos

    Two chipotle sauteed chicken tacos on flour tortillas, with queso fresco, ranchero salsa, sour cream, and cilantro. Served with black beans & red rice.
    OUT OF STOCK
    $14.50
  • Chicken Tinga Tostadas

    Two chicken tinga tostadas with black bean puree, tomatillo salsa, pickled onions, sour cream and basil citrus slaw, served with side of red rice!
    OUT OF STOCK
    $14.25
  • Chilaquiles pollo

    House made corn tortilla chips topped with chicken, sour cream, onions, cilantro, queso fresco, and house salsa verde
    OUT OF STOCK
    $14.50
  • Chipotle Chicken Sandwich

    Chicken Sausage, Cheddar Cheese, Chipotle Aioli and avocado with a over-hard fried egg on an English muffin
    $8.50
  • Chipotle Turkey

    $12.25
  • Chicken & Waffles

    Crispy chicken with fresh waffles, topped with honey & spicy aioli, with a fried egg!
    OUT OF STOCK
    $12.00
  • Chix Salad Sandwich

    OUT OF STOCK
    $13.00
  • Clerky Turkey

    OUT OF STOCK
    $11.50
  • California Turkey Sandwich

    Sliced turkey, avocado, banana peppers, Napa cabbage slaw and tomatoes with house-made ranch dressing on Stalzy's French bread. Served with a side of mixed greens. Available starting at 11am!
    OUT OF STOCK
    $14.50
  • Cold Weather Sandwich

    Over-Hard Egg, Chicken Sausage patty and Swiss cheese with spinach and jalapeno aioli on grilled marble rye bread!
    OUT OF STOCK
    $9.50
  • Cool Ranch Turkey

    Roasted turkey, provolone, tomato, banana peppers, micro greens, house-made ranch, served on garlic focaccia
    OUT OF STOCK
    $11.75
  • Cowboy Burger

    OUT OF STOCK
    $14.50
  • Crispy Chicken Caesar Wrap

    Crispy chicken, romaine lettuce, parmesan cheese, Caesar dressing wrapped in a spinach wrap served with a side of mixed greens.
    $11.75
  • Crispy Cod Sandwich

    Fried cod, with American cheese, lettuce, shaved red onion, tomato & tartar sauce on a house-made brioche bun, served with side salad!
    OUT OF STOCK
    $13.50
  • Crispy Pork Sandwich

    Fried pork cutlet with cheddar cheese, chipotle cream cheese, pickled onions, and fried parsnips on house-made brioche bun
    OUT OF STOCK
    $14.25
  • Cuban Style Pork

    Mojo style pork marinated with citrus juice, garlic and jalapenos roasted and served with white beans, pico de gallo, peppers and onions with two flour tortillas
    OUT OF STOCK
    $14.25
  • Cubano

    Slow roasted pork, and ham with swiss cheese, house-made pickles, & yellow mustard on toasted Stalzy's French roll.
    OUT OF STOCK
    $14.50
  • Cucumber Tomato Salad

    OUT OF STOCK
    $8.50
  • Dirty Bird

    $11.75
  • Egg Wrap Sandwich

    Tomato, bacon, cheddar, green goddess dressing, egg, & sriracha mayo in a tortilla wrap!
    OUT OF STOCK
    $8.50
  • Eggplant Caprese Sandwich

    Fried eggplant, roasted tomato, spinach, fresh mozzarella, basil & balsamic aioli, on Stalzy's French bread, served with side salad.
    OUT OF STOCK
    $13.00
  • Eggplant Parmesan

    OUT OF STOCK
    $12.25
  • Enchiladas

    Enchiladas filled with shredded chicken and cheddar cheese, topped with salsa verde, mozzarella, queso fresco, shredded lettuce, cilantro, and sour cream served with garlic rice!
    OUT OF STOCK
    $14.50
  • Fajita beef

    OUT OF STOCK
    $13.75
  • Family Farm Sandwich

    Warm turkey with bacon, goat cheese, and roasted bell peppers on toasted Stalzy's bread.
    OUT OF STOCK
    $14.50
  • Final Verdict Chicken Salad

    Pesto Chicken salad with fresh mozzarella, arugula and tomatoes with balsamic glaze on a croissant.
    OUT OF STOCK
    $11.50
  • Cheese steak Sandwich

    Beef Steak, American cheese, sauteed peppers, onion, mushroom and Valentina aioli on Stalzy's bread
    OUT OF STOCK
    $14.50
  • French Dip

    OUT OF STOCK
    $14.75
  • Fried Rice

    Scrambled egg, assorted vegetables, sauteed with rice! (CONTAINS SOY & SESAME) Add chicken for extra protein!
    OUT OF STOCK
    $12.50
  • Fried Chicken Sandwich!

    Crispy breaded chicken, with cilantro lime slaw, pickled jalapeno and sriracha mayo on a housemade brioche bread, served with side salad!
    OUT OF STOCK
    $14.50
  • Fry-Day Fried Chicken Drummies!

    Two Panko-Breaded Fried Chicken Drummies, served with Roasted Yukon Potatoes, Sweet Potatoes & Carrots, and Sauteed Green Beans!
    $15.00
  • grain bowl

    OUT OF STOCK
    $13.50
  • Green Card

    Spinach and Arugula with Pickled Onions, Cucumbers, Cherry Tomatoes, Sunflower Seeds, Beauty Heart Radish & Vegan Green Goddess Dressing.
    OUT OF STOCK
    $8.75
  • Green Machine Platter

    Grilled Chicken with Rice, Beans, Kale, Avocado, Zucchini, Pico de Gallo and Pea shoots served with a tortilla
    OUT OF STOCK
    $12.50
  • Grilled Cheese

    $7.00
  • grilled h/s + bisque

    OUT OF STOCK
    $12.50
  • Ground beef

    OUT OF STOCK
    $13.25
  • Gumbo!

    Spicy chicken and sausage stew in the style of creole cooking with vegetables and herbs. Served over rice with a side of cornbread.
    OUT OF STOCK
    $14.75
  • Ham and Provolone Mushroom Melt

    OUT OF STOCK
    $13.25
  • Ham N Chees Crois Sand

    OUT OF STOCK
    $9.00
  • Hawaii Five 0

    OUT OF STOCK
    $13.50
  • Herb Roasted Chicken

    Slow roasted chicken, sauteed garlic green beans, & parmesan roasted carrots.
    OUT OF STOCK
    $14.75
  • Honey Stinger Fried Chicken Sandwich

    Fried chicken breast with spicy honey mustard, celery slaw, & pickled jalapenos & onions on house brioche bun.
    OUT OF STOCK
    $14.25
  • hot ham and cheddar

    OUT OF STOCK
    $13.50
  • Italia Sandwich

    $9.50
  • Italian Beef Sandwich

    Hot Italian beef topped with provolone and mild giardinara. Served on Stalzy's Italian roll with a side of mixed greens.
    $13.75
  • Italian Sub Sandwich

    Sopressata, Turkey, and Capacola with provolone cheese, olive-artichoke veggie relish, Italian dressing and garlic aioli
    OUT OF STOCK
    $14.50
  • Kale Crunch Salad

    Chopped Kale, Roasted Butternut Squash, cherry tomato, pepitas, and tahini dressing
    OUT OF STOCK
    $8.25
  • Karahi

    $14.25
  • Kitchen Sink Salad

    Turkey, cheddar, dried cranberries, pepitas, caramelized onion, avocado, romaine and mixed greens, choice of dressing
    $9.00
  • Sausage Skillet Hash!

    2 eggs over easy, roasted bell pepper, onion, roasted potatoes, sausage, and shredded cheddar
    OUT OF STOCK
    $10.00
  • Love Burger

    OUT OF STOCK
    $14.75
  • Lox Box

    Cured salmon, cucumbers, tomatoes, pickled onions, scallion cream cheese, on a toasted bagel!
    $12.00
  • Maple Mustard chicken salad sandwich

    Chicken salad with maple mustard dressing, shredded Romain, and cheddar cheese on a croissant!
    $12.75
  • Meatball Sub

    Pork & beef meatballs in marinara sauce over Stalzy's French roll, topped with provolone cheese & fresh basil, served with side salad!
    $14.00
  • Meatball Ziti

    Italian Sausage and summer vegetable baked ziti topped with a giant all beef meatball, finished with parmesan and mozzarella cheeses!
    $14.25
  • Chipotle Salmon Kale Salad

    Roasted kale, spiced chickpeas, dried cranberries, butternut squash, parmesan cheese and pickled onions tossed with maple mustard vinaigrette and chipotle salmon
    OUT OF STOCK
    $13.75
  • Mediterranean Chicken Pasta Salad

    Cavatappi pasta, grilled chicken, fresh mozzarella, roasted tomato, artichoke hearts, kale, Castelvetrano olives, & tomato garlic vinaigrette on a bed of spinach!
    $12.25
  • Mediterranean Platter

    Couscous salad (with cucumbers, tomatoes, red onion, & parsley), baba ghanoush (eggplant spread), muhammara (bell pepper & walnut spread), kalamata olives, fried tofu, flat bread, & feta cheese. (CONTAINS TREE NUT)
    $11.50
  • Mojo Pork

    $12.50
  • Mole Chicken and Rice!

    Bourbon-braised homestyle Beef Pot Roast served with rosemary mashed potatoes and maple glazed carrots.
    $14.25
  • Monte Cristo Breakfast Sandwich

    Ham, Swiss cheese, & scrambled eggs served on French Toast.
    OUT OF STOCK
    $10.00
  • Morrocan Stew

    OUT OF STOCK
    $13.25
  • Muffuletta

    OUT OF STOCK
    $14.25
  • Mushroom Swiss Burger

    8oz beef patty, sauteed mushrooms, Swiss cheese and garlic aioli on a house made brioche bun. Served with a house salad. Served starting at 11am
    OUT OF STOCK
    $14.50
  • Olympic sandwich

    Sausage, egg, roasted red pepper, spinach, & goat cheese on an English muffin!
    $9.00
  • Opening Day Dogs!

    Classic quarter pound all beef hot dogs topped with bacon grilled onions, spicy mustard and shredded cheese! One dog with fries for $11, Two for $15.
    OUT OF STOCK
  • Paczki Pork Sandwich

    Scrambled egg and pulled pork with spinach, Swiss cheese and Dijon aioli on a toasted Polish donut!
    $8.00
  • Pancake Sandwich

    Two house-made pancakes loaded with bacon, egg, cheddar & Cholula.
    OUT OF STOCK
    $10.00
  • Pancake Tacos

    Two pancakes, filled with scrambled eggs, sausage, & cheddar, topped with spicy honey!
    OUT OF STOCK
    $9.50
  • Patty Melt

    Beef patty topped with cheddar cheese and sautéed onion,chipotle aioli, on grilled rye. Served with side salad
    $14.00
  • Peanut Sesame Chicken Sandwich

    Grilled chicken topped with sesame peanut sauce, napa sesame slaw, roasted purple sweet potato and cilantro on our house-made brioche bun
    OUT OF STOCK
    $14.50
  • Pepperjack Beef Sandwich

    Roast beef, pepperjack cheese, crispy fried onion, microgreens, chipotle aioli, on a house-made bun.
    OUT OF STOCK
    $13.75
  • Polish plattere

    $13.75
  • Polish Sausage Plate

    Seared Polish Sausage served with pelmini, cabbage, sour cream and chives
    $14.00
  • Porcetta sandwich

    OUT OF STOCK
    $14.00
  • pork pot pie

    OUT OF STOCK
    $13.50
  • Pot Roast

    Classic homestyle beef pot roast with beef marsala sauce, served with garlic mashed potatoes and buttered green beans! (Available at 11am!)
    OUT OF STOCK
    $15.00
  • Pot Roast Sandwich

    Beef Pot Roast, sauteed mushrooms, provolone, crispy parsnips, & tomato aioli!
    $14.00
  • potato chip talapia

    OUT OF STOCK
    $14.00
  • Poutine

    Hot fries topped with bacon bits, gravy, cheese curds,and green onions!
    OUT OF STOCK
    $14.00
  • Power Bowl

    $13.25
  • Pretzel Chicken

    Pretzel-breaded Halal chicken thighs with a tarragon cream sauce, comes with blanched asparagus and blue cheese smashed Yukon potatoes!
    $14.75
  • Public Defender Turkey

    Roasted turkey, provolone, tomato, banana peppers, micro greens, house-made ranch, served on garlic focaccia
    OUT OF STOCK
    $11.50
  • Pulled Pork Platter

    BBQ Pulled pork served with honey mustard green beans, Cole slaw and house-made corn bread!
    $14.25
  • Queso Birria Tacos

    Birria beef, chopped onion & cilantro loaded onto two quesadilla tacos, & served with Mexican rice!
    OUT OF STOCK
    $14.00
  • Quinoa Salad

    $10.50
  • Rachel

    She's back! Turkey Pastrami, Swiss Cheese, Thousand Island Dressing and Cole Slaw on Griddled Stalzy’s Rye Bread
    OUT OF STOCK
    $14.75
  • Ratatouille

    OUT OF STOCK
    $12.50
  • Reubano

    (Available at 11AM) Corned Beef, cider braised cabbage & onion, Swiss cheese, & Chipotle Aioli on toasted marble rye.
    $14.00
  • Reuben

    Classic Reuben! Corned beef, Swiss cheese, and sauerkraut on Stalzy's rye bread, and topped with Thousand Island.
    $13.25
  • Rise & Shine Sandwich

    Sausage, Egg and Cheddar with Apple Onion & Jalapeno Jam on a vanilla scone.
    OUT OF STOCK
    $7.50
  • Roast Beef Swiss Melt

    OUT OF STOCK
    $13.25
  • Roasted Salmon

    Roasted salmon filet dressed with orange soy glaze, served with coconut quinoa & sesame cabbage slaw!
    $14.25
  • Romanesco Chicken Pasta

    Roasted red pepper, garlic, almond sauce w/ cavatappi pasta, chicken, & creamy tomato sauce w/ spinach.
    OUT OF STOCK
    $14.25
  • Santa Fe Chicken

    Red bell pepper marinated chicken, corn avocado mash spread, pepperjack cheese, tortilla strips, on a house-made bun, comes with side salad.
    OUT OF STOCK
    $14.00
  • Search & Caesar Wrap

    Grilled Chicken, Crispy Bacon, Romaine Lettuce & Caesar Dressing in a Flour Tortilla Wrap, served with a side of mixed greens
    $12.75
  • Seared Salmon Sandwich

    Seared salmon served open faced on a pretzel bun, with apple mustard, cabbage slaw, & garlic aioli!
    $14.00
  • Sesame Chicken Lo Mein

    Roasted chicken thigh with fried tofu, soy egg, pickled radish, & vegetables mixed with rice noodles, topped with fried noodles, sesame seeds, & sesame oil! CONTAINS SOY, SESAME
    OUT OF STOCK
    $14.50
  • Sesame Chicken Wrap

    Sliced sesame chicken breast, kale slaw (kale, carrot, red onion, radish), and tomato hummus in a tortilla wrap!
    OUT OF STOCK
    $12.75
  • Southwest Salad w/ Chicken

    Grilled Chicken, Avocado, Smokey Corn and Black Bean relish, cherry tomatoes on crunchy romaine lettuce tossed with our house ranch dressing.
    $9.50
  • Spicy Chix Sandwich

    $14.75
  • Spicy Fried Chicken Sandwich

    Spicy fried chicken with crispy onions, house made buffalo sauce, creamy slaw and provolone on a house made brioche bun.
    OUT OF STOCK
    $14.25
  • Squacamole Toast

    OUT OF STOCK
    $12.25
  • Swirl Sandwich

    $8.75
  • Oklahoma Onion Burger

    Double smash patty with caramelized onions, pickles, American cheese and a Valentina aioli
    $13.50
  • Let's Taco 'Bout It!

    Crunchy house-made tortilla shell filled with romaine, ground beef, shredded cheddar, & cilantro lime dressing!
    OUT OF STOCK
    $15.00
  • Tacos Al Pastor

    Slow-roasted pork, onions, cilantro & lime, loaded on two corn tortillas. Served with white rice.
    OUT OF STOCK
    $14.50
  • Tacos con Carne

    Three ground beef tacos on flour tortillas loaded with lettuce, tomato, cheddar & sour cream, served with Spanish style rice!
    OUT OF STOCK
    $14.00
  • Tex-Mex Tacos

    Scrambled egg, pepper, tomato, & white bean mix, topped with chipotle smokey salsa, shredded cheddar, & pickled onions. Served with side salad.
    OUT OF STOCK
    $10.00
  • Thai Crispy Chicken Sandwich

    Crispy chicken thigh topped with cilantro lime slaw, spicy peanut sauce and banana peppers. Served with a side of mixed greens.
    OUT OF STOCK
    $14.50
  • The Prosecuter

    slow roasted beef, pickled onion, braised radish spread, banana peppers, provolone, on house-made hoagie roll
    OUT OF STOCK
    $12.50
  • Thxgiving

    OUT OF STOCK
    $14.00
  • Tilapia & Couscous

    It's Fish Fry-Day! Pan-fried tilapia encrusted with honey mustard dill panko, topped with tartar sauce & lemon wedge, served with couscous & farmer's veggies (bell pepper, onion, zucchini)!
    $14.00
  • To the Moon Burger

    Quarter Pound burger with cheese curds, arugula, grilled onion and romaine
    OUT OF STOCK
    $14.50
  • Tortellini Pasta Salad

    Cheese tortellini, w cucumbers, artichoke hearts, bell pepper, kalamata olives, cherry tomatoes & fresh mozzarella on bed of spinach with a basil vinaigrette!
    OUT OF STOCK
    $12.25
  • Trial Turkey Sandwich

    Deli turkey, cucumber, tomato and arugula with scallion cream cheese on a toasted sub roll
    $12.25
  • chicken skewers

    Skewers of chicken with roasted potato
    OUT OF STOCK
    $14.50
  • Turkey and Wild Rice

    OUT OF STOCK
    $5.00
  • Turkey Bacon Swiss

    OUT OF STOCK
    $13.00
  • Veggie Latkes

    $10.75
  • Veggie tacos

    $12.75
  • wild turkey

    $9.00
  • Wings

    1 lb. traditional chicken wings, roasted and fried, served with ranch, celery, & carrots.
    OUT OF STOCK
    $14.75
  • Wisconsin Grilled Cheese Combo!

    Provolone & pesto on griddled Madison Sourdough bread, served with tomato basil soup! Add bacon!
    OUT OF STOCK
    $13.00
  • Rachel

    She's back! Turkey Pastrami, Swiss Cheese, Thousand Island Dressing and Cole Slaw on Griddled Stalzy’s Rye Bread
    OUT OF STOCK
    $14.75
  • Beef & Swiss

    with Horseradish mayo, Red Onion & mixed greens on Madison Sourdough White
    OUT OF STOCK
    $12.75
  • Final Verdict Chicken Salad

    Pesto Chicken salad with fresh mozzarella, arugula and tomatoes with balsamic glaze on a croissant.
    OUT OF STOCK
    $11.50
  • Grilled Cheese

    $7.00
  • Collard Greens

    $4.00
  • So Good Fries

    These fries aren't just any fries, we put our special seasoning on them and they are So. Good.
    $2.50+
  • Cranberry Chicken Salad Sandwich

    Roasted chicken, cranberries, and celery in a Dijon dressing with spinach on toasted Stalzy's challah bread!
    OUT OF STOCK
    $14.00

Grab and Go

  • Italian

    $9.00
  • American

    2 eggs how you like, sausage or bacon, and sourdough toast!
    OUT OF STOCK
    $9.00
  • Midwestern

    $7.50

Pizza Day

  • Margherita Pita Pizza

    Tomato, Fresh Mozzarella, Fresh Basil, & Olive Oil on Pita bread with house-made garlic tomato sauce, served with side salad!
    $13.00
  • Italian Meat Pita Pizza

    Italian meats, oregano, & micro greens with Mozzarella cheese on Pita bread with house-made garlic tomato sauce, served with side salad!
    $13.00
  • Veggie pizza

    $8.00

Mock Trial *Only Available Saturday 3/7/26*

Mock Trial

  • Bacon Cheese Burger

    Cates Family Farm beef topped with American cheese and crispy bacon on our house-made bun. Served with mixed greens.
    OUT OF STOCK
    $13.75
  • Chaperone Burger

    Cates Family Farm beef, cheddar cheese, bacon, BBQ pulled pork and BBQ sauce on our house-made bun, served with a side of mixed greens.
    OUT OF STOCK
    $16.50
  • Search & Caesar Wrap

    Grilled Chicken, Crispy Bacon, Romaine Lettuce & Caesar Dressing in a Flour Tortilla Wrap, served with a side of mixed greens
    $12.75
  • BBQ Pulled Pork Sandwich

    BBQ Pulled Pork on a Brioche bun topped with banana peppers, & BBQ sauce, served with a side of house greens!
    OUT OF STOCK
    $12.00
  • Classic Grilled Cheese & Tomato Soup

    Classic combo of cheddar cheese griddled on Madison sourdough bread and house-made tomato soup!
    OUT OF STOCK
    $11.00
  • Fries

    Hot and crispy
    $4.00
  • Tomato Soup

    Made from scratch, vegan tomato basil soup!
    OUT OF STOCK
    $5.00
  • Mixed Greens

    Served with our house maple-mustard vinaigrette
    $2.50

Mock Trial

  • Bacon Cheese Burger

    Cates Family Farm beef topped with American cheese and crispy bacon on our house-made bun. Served with mixed greens.
    OUT OF STOCK
    $13.75
  • Chaperone Burger

    Cates Family Farm beef, cheddar cheese, bacon, BBQ pulled pork and BBQ sauce on our house-made bun, served with a side of mixed greens.
    OUT OF STOCK
    $16.50
  • Search & Caesar Wrap

    Grilled Chicken, Crispy Bacon, Romaine Lettuce & Caesar Dressing in a Flour Tortilla Wrap, served with a side of mixed greens
    $12.75
  • BBQ Pulled Pork Sandwich

    BBQ Pulled Pork on a Brioche bun topped with banana peppers, & BBQ sauce, served with a side of house greens!
    OUT OF STOCK
    $12.00
  • Classic Grilled Cheese & Tomato Soup

    Classic combo of cheddar cheese griddled on Madison sourdough bread and house-made tomato soup!
    OUT OF STOCK
    $11.00
  • Fries

    Hot and crispy
    $4.00
  • Tomato Soup

    Made from scratch, vegan tomato basil soup!
    OUT OF STOCK
    $5.00
  • Mixed Greens

    Served with our house maple-mustard vinaigrette
    $2.50

Mock Trial

  • Bacon Cheese Burger

    Cates Family Farm beef topped with American cheese and crispy bacon on our house-made bun. Served with mixed greens.
    OUT OF STOCK
    $13.75
  • Chaperone Burger

    Cates Family Farm beef, cheddar cheese, bacon, BBQ pulled pork and BBQ sauce on our house-made bun, served with a side of mixed greens.
    OUT OF STOCK
    $16.50
  • Search & Caesar Wrap

    Grilled Chicken, Crispy Bacon, Romaine Lettuce & Caesar Dressing in a Flour Tortilla Wrap, served with a side of mixed greens
    $12.75
  • BBQ Pulled Pork Sandwich

    BBQ Pulled Pork on a Brioche bun topped with banana peppers, & BBQ sauce, served with a side of house greens!
    OUT OF STOCK
    $12.00
  • Classic Grilled Cheese & Tomato Soup

    Classic combo of cheddar cheese griddled on Madison sourdough bread and house-made tomato soup!
    OUT OF STOCK
    $11.00
  • Fries

    Hot and crispy
    $4.00
  • Tomato Soup

    Made from scratch, vegan tomato basil soup!
    OUT OF STOCK
    $5.00
  • Mixed Greens

    Served with our house maple-mustard vinaigrette
    $2.50

Mock Trial

  • Bacon Cheese Burger

    Cates Family Farm beef topped with American cheese and crispy bacon on our house-made bun. Served with mixed greens.
    OUT OF STOCK
    $13.75
  • Chaperone Burger

    Cates Family Farm beef, cheddar cheese, bacon, BBQ pulled pork and BBQ sauce on our house-made bun, served with a side of mixed greens.
    OUT OF STOCK
    $16.50
  • Search & Caesar Wrap

    Grilled Chicken, Crispy Bacon, Romaine Lettuce & Caesar Dressing in a Flour Tortilla Wrap, served with a side of mixed greens
    $12.75
  • BBQ Pulled Pork Sandwich

    BBQ Pulled Pork on a Brioche bun topped with banana peppers, & BBQ sauce, served with a side of house greens!
    OUT OF STOCK
    $12.00
  • Classic Grilled Cheese & Tomato Soup

    Classic combo of cheddar cheese griddled on Madison sourdough bread and house-made tomato soup!
    OUT OF STOCK
    $11.00
  • Fries

    Hot and crispy
    $4.00
  • Tomato Soup

    Made from scratch, vegan tomato basil soup!
    OUT OF STOCK
    $5.00
  • Mixed Greens

    Served with our house maple-mustard vinaigrette
    $2.50

Ugly Apple Cafe Madison Court House Location and Hours

(608) 352-8459
215 South Hamilton Street, Madison, WI 53703
Closed • Opens Sunday at 7:30AM
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